Brother in law (school)

Last night there was a gross lizard (Yuck gross eeyer) on my bathroom door. Kicked the door open, the lizard moved a bit, then I saw that it had fallen into the toilet bowl. So I shut the lid, flushed it, and reminded myself to flush it frequently (to make sure it went down) and to not use the toilet anytime soon.

So before going to bed, as usual I had to empty my bladder. But I was too chicken to use my own toilet. So I went to my brother Paul's room to use his toilet. He asked me why, I told him the story. Then my brother Paul the hero went to check my toilet, to make sure that the lizard isn't in there anymore.

And this is why girls need an older brother, if not two (another to help you go on holidays).