Never judge a lady by her lover

One night, she saw that he had fallen asleep before she got into bed. He was sleeping in the middle of the bed. She thought: I'm small, I should be able to squeeze in on his right side. It is by the wall, so I will not fall off. She managed to settle in bed, but could not move because he was taking up too much space. It came to a point where his right elbow was actually poking into her left cheek. If that went one, he may even accidentally hit her in his sleep. So she sat up, tried to push his body to the left. But she's been feeding him so well over the past few weeks, so he's gained weight, and she was not able to move his body. Then she shook him to wake him up. She said: Can you please move to the side a bit, I don't have space here. He replied: I'm already at the edge. (He did not even get up to check that). But he did move eventually. They both merajuk, and slept at opposite ends of the bed. The end.